Dusty's crazy "if I won Powerball" idea

Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
05/19/2016 at 15:33 • Filed to: None

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Open a race shop/restaurant called “Because Racecar.” The race shop side of things would be a multi-discipline race shop, offering top level equipment and experts to teams who can’t afford such people and equipment on their own. Hopefully the cross-pollination between disciplines would produce new ideas and tricks in competitors’ native disciplines, and interest (and possibly even ventures) into other fields of motorsport. The shop would include a machine shop, an engine and a chassis dyno, a lounge/office/game room, etc.

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On the restaurant side, things will of course be motorsports themed (though tasteful enough that people just looking for a good meal could still be comfortable). Racing decor, TV’s showing races from around the world (if there’s any way to show it legally, free or otherwise, cable or internet, then we’ll show it), and one or two rooms which will be used for major races where fans can watch and be loud without disturbing the rest of the restaurant. Patrons can vote on what races they want to be shown in the events room. Additionally, there will be viewing windows where restaurant patrons can see what’s going on in parts of the race shop.

Ideally there would be a test track/proving grounds facility behind the shop, but let’s not be greedy.


DISCUSSION (22)


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > Dusty Ventures
05/19/2016 at 15:41

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I’d want to open a shop called ‘In the Butt’ where we will turn any car you want into a rear engine monster


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Dusty Ventures
05/19/2016 at 15:41

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See I’d do this but instead of race cars I’d make rusty hot rods.


Kinja'd!!! Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow > Dusty Ventures
05/19/2016 at 15:43

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Someone could make a killing if they opened a vintage road racing/motorcycle racing coffee joint in some hipster-y region, like the PNW, and called it Cafe Racer...


Kinja'd!!! Azrek > Dusty Ventures
05/19/2016 at 15:44

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Because Racecar? Not “BeepBeepImaJeep?”


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > Dusty Ventures
05/19/2016 at 15:49

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Mine would be to hire DustyVentures to help me turn a bunch of old, bankrupt rural golf courses into rally schools or dune buggy courses. Srsly, this is a dream of mine, but way too obscure and capital-intensive. Never mind the noise pollution. But the land is already cleared and the hills and turns are mostly in place — for 18 holes x 400 yards average = just over 4 miles. Plenty of space if the cars are timed right.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Azrek
05/19/2016 at 15:53

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“Jeep” is trademarked.


Kinja'd!!! Azrek > TheHondaBro
05/19/2016 at 15:54

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Yeah, but it’d be more fun to say..

“I’m off to beepbeepiamajeep for the night!”


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Dusty Ventures
05/19/2016 at 15:58

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sure, I’ll bite....why?


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > HammerheadFistpunch
05/19/2016 at 16:02

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because....


Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Dusty Ventures
05/19/2016 at 16:09

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I like it. I was once at Buffalo Wild Wings as GRC coverage came on. Got about 5 minutes of watching before they switched it to baseball. Maybe this could be located at a track with outdoor seating trackside.


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Azrek
05/19/2016 at 16:18

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On the other hand:

“I can’t wait to go out tonight!”

“Why?”

“Because Racecar!”


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > HammerheadFistpunch
05/19/2016 at 16:21

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...

I don't understand the question


Kinja'd!!! Azrek > Dusty Ventures
05/19/2016 at 16:24

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Girlfriend: Where are you?
Me: BeepBeepImaJeep
Girlfriend: How drunk are you?


Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > TheTurbochargedSquirrel
05/19/2016 at 16:25

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Also you should collect out of spec/crashed racing seats to use as your chairs. You could stick a plaque on the back of the seats that were crashed noting who crashed it, where, and how.

It would be like Hard Rock Cafe but racecars.


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Azrek
05/19/2016 at 16:25

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That is pretty good


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > OPPOsaurus WRX
05/19/2016 at 18:03

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I LOVE THIS IDEA SO MUCH


Kinja'd!!! You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > CalzoneGolem
05/19/2016 at 19:27

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You could call it “Tetanus”.


Kinja'd!!! random001 > Dusty Ventures
05/19/2016 at 20:15

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I, obviously, approve...


Kinja'd!!! sdwarf36 > Dusty Ventures
05/19/2016 at 21:57

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Dusty-whatcha doing this weekend? Hillclimb at Ascutney state park in Windsor,Vt. Got 56 entries-5 in the rally class. Come up + work a check-or just hang out! Only 2 hours from you.


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > sdwarf36
05/19/2016 at 22:09

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I’m actually going out to the Oppomeet by the cape this weekend...


Kinja'd!!! sdwarf36 > Dusty Ventures
05/19/2016 at 22:12

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Got an excuse for June 11-12? Okemo....


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > sdwarf36
05/19/2016 at 23:04

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Working the 11, but I could make the 12